[02:43] <daftykins> have you guys seen the Daily Star stream where they're trying to see if Liz Truss can outlast a lettuce? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-RE95lKJ0
[04:59] <zxmpi> it's a little cruel to the lettuce
[05:00] <daftykins> indeed, heads will roll
[05:01] <zxmpi> leaf it alone
[06:37] <daftykins> mmm fry up down at the harbour, very good
[06:37] <daftykins> nice message from my wealthy client's old PA, her and her husband have moved to Perth, Australia - looks like they have a nice apartment with a view
[06:46] <zxmpi> and they need you to install their new printer :-P
[06:47] <daftykins> *gasp* 
[06:47] <daftykins> they seem to have a place on the river, just looking at the city on a map
[06:53] <zxmpi> is it one of those australian rivers that only exists in odd years? :-P
[10:47] <davef> lettuce pray that truss does not outlast
[11:22] <zxmpi> another bad pun from a romainer :-P
[13:00] <davef> lettuce come together. romaine calm. this may just be the tip of the iceberg. 
[13:09] <zxmpi> that's it, i'm voting for the greens next time
[13:13] <davef> Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this salad pun.
[13:25] <zxmpi> don't lose your heads
[13:41] <davef> Lettuce not get a head of ourselves. Don't want to be blasting off like a rocket. 
[13:41] <davef> ok, i'm tapping out there. I have exhausted my lettuce puns.
[13:44] <zxmpi> bean there done kumquat 
[13:45] <davef> Lettuce stop these governmental leeks.
[13:46] <zxmpi> peas don't go there
[13:48] <davef> That was uncessacelery