[15:06] <davef> zxmpi: you have until June 17 to practice all the Jaffa cake hiding drills you desire.
[16:01] <penguin42> obviously you need some Jaffa cake hiding testers to audit you before then
[16:05] <zxmpi> i was just going to start a rumour that they were going to ban jaffa cakes as they had been declared a tax loophole and let the panic buying take them off all shelves :-)
[16:17] <zxmpi> it'd be like the gingernut shortage of 21
[17:18] <daftykins> lol
[18:04] <zxmpi> you can already see the panicked daily mail headlines, can't you? :-P
[18:05] <daftykins> trying to think of a likely headline
[18:45] <zxmpi> immigrants steal jaffa cakes. nothing too mentally challenging for their readers on a monday morning
[20:06] <davef> “Angry Canadian arriving in the UK declaring war on Jaffa Cakes”