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daftykinshttps://www.gov.je/weather/radar/17:58
daftykinslook at it coming for us17:58
zxmpicode yellow. pissing it down alert here18:16
zxmpia few places already flooded in last week getting a wee bit more rain18:16
daftykinsthey're calling it red here, better than brown18:17
zxmpiput hobnobs in floating waterproof box on standby18:18
zxmpibackup drives in there as well18:19
zxmpibreak out ibm model m to repel looters18:20
daftykins:D18:20
zxmpi...or people who use mm/dd/yy... no one will notice in the chaos18:21
* penguin42 hands daftykins a box of jaffacakes as emergency food or floats18:21
zxmpiand remember the wisdom of adrian mole. cheese. can sink, be squasher or burnt and it's still cheese when recovered :-D18:22
daftykinsmm jaffa cakes18:29
zxmpican also be used for bribery in an emergency :-P18:30
daftykinsoof maybe as a last resort! :D20:53
daftykinshmm wasn't there a useful piece on "how to ask a [support] question" - my friends employee has this terrible habit of being afraid of contacting me, so only deals by proxy using other staff members as their mouthpiece20:53
zxmpia simple barter system answers for jaffa cakes might ease their guilt in interrupting you? :-P21:23
daftykinsah they're all WFH spread across England so they'd have to dropship them to me!21:24
daftykinswe really don't get the cause for the interpersonal weirdness so far21:24
zxmpianother package for daftykins driving the sniffer dog unit crazy sir o>21:24
daftykins"ask him for our cut!"21:25
zxmpidaftykins, hence forth known as the jersey jaffa king21:26
daftykins:O wrong island21:27
daftykinsfor shame!21:27
daftykinsunless you mean i rob all theirs...21:27
zxmpiyou'll become their chief supplier hence the title21:28
daftykinsi could get behind that21:29
zxmpieven the postal service will have to admit the existence of your island :-P21:30
daftykinscor i wouldn't be so sure21:32
zxmpilots of light packages to be delivered to keep them in business.21:46

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