[17:58] https://www.gov.je/weather/radar/ [17:58] look at it coming for us [18:16] code yellow. pissing it down alert here [18:16] a few places already flooded in last week getting a wee bit more rain [18:17] they're calling it red here, better than brown [18:18] put hobnobs in floating waterproof box on standby [18:19] backup drives in there as well [18:20] break out ibm model m to repel looters [18:20] :D [18:21] ...or people who use mm/dd/yy... no one will notice in the chaos [18:21] * penguin42 hands daftykins a box of jaffacakes as emergency food or floats [18:22] and remember the wisdom of adrian mole. cheese. can sink, be squasher or burnt and it's still cheese when recovered :-D [18:29] mm jaffa cakes [18:30] can also be used for bribery in an emergency :-P [20:53] oof maybe as a last resort! :D [20:53] hmm wasn't there a useful piece on "how to ask a [support] question" - my friends employee has this terrible habit of being afraid of contacting me, so only deals by proxy using other staff members as their mouthpiece [21:23] a simple barter system answers for jaffa cakes might ease their guilt in interrupting you? :-P [21:24] ah they're all WFH spread across England so they'd have to dropship them to me! [21:24] we really don't get the cause for the interpersonal weirdness so far [21:24] another package for daftykins driving the sniffer dog unit crazy sir o> [21:25] "ask him for our cut!" [21:26] daftykins, hence forth known as the jersey jaffa king [21:27] :O wrong island [21:27] for shame! [21:27] unless you mean i rob all theirs... [21:28] you'll become their chief supplier hence the title [21:29] i could get behind that [21:30] even the postal service will have to admit the existence of your island :-P [21:32] cor i wouldn't be so sure [21:46] lots of light packages to be delivered to keep them in business.