penguin42 | so, this is xmas | 00:00 |
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daftykins | less and less each year i find! | 00:00 |
zxmpi | you need to stuff a selection box into a crimbo stocking along with a bunch of cheap junk to feel it | 00:19 |
zxmpi | if you're not wondering if the curlywurlys are getting smaller every year, is it even crimbo? | 00:22 |
daftykins | very true | 00:24 |
daftykins | although toblerone is of #1 importance | 00:24 |
daftykins | just imagine of jaffa cakes suddenly shrank in diameter though :( | 00:24 |
daftykins | *if | 00:25 |
zxmpi | i can imagine the riots alright :-P | 00:25 |
zxmpi | the best chance to get larry the cat running the country | 00:26 |
zxmpi | of course you can be a real rebel :-) https://www.tastemade.co.uk/videos/giant-jaffa-cake/ | 00:28 |
davef | Last chance, boarding in 1hr | 00:32 |
davef | zxmpi: Curley werleys are getting smaller. | 00:32 |
* zxmpi emails scotland yard that the jaffa cake bandit is landing soon | 00:34 | |
daftykins | :O that big jaffa | 00:37 |
penguin42 | hang on while they update the facial rec systems to detect people eating jaffa cakes | 00:40 |
zxmpi | you can tell your doc that you bring 1 jaffa cake for lunch and be honest :) | 00:42 |
zxmpi | suprised no manufacturer sells them tbh. even one 4-6" would sell well i'd say | 00:43 |
penguin42 | yeh I've seen individual ~2x size bourbon creams and jammy dodgers for sale in coffee shops etc | 00:46 |
daftykins | ooh | 00:47 |
zxmpi | giant sausage rolls are sold everywhere | 00:47 |
zxmpi | "your computer is so old, it doesn't have a UART, it has a THOUART" -seen on mastodon | 01:33 |
daftykins | xD | 01:40 |
zxmpi | tomorrow all the unsold selection boxes will be on sale so i shall get my curlywurly :-P | 03:24 |
daftykins | ooh my | 03:25 |
daftykins | supermarkets won't even be open here i reckon | 03:25 |
zxmpi | half the places will be open for a few hours on st. stephens day. in my first job i had to work 3 hours on crimbo day in a corner shop. | 03:40 |
daftykins | D: | 03:40 |
zxmpi | we sold a lot of ciggies, matches, bread, milk, eggs and batteries. all the batteries. every battery in the shop | 03:40 |
daftykins | figures :) lack o' planning | 03:44 |
zxmpi | no one thinks to get batteries | 03:47 |
daftykins | these days you have to fire up the gadgets, charge and download updates | 03:49 |
zxmpi | don't worry sony and ms will both crash update servers for all the shiny new consoles | 03:50 |
daftykins | :D | 03:50 |
zxmpi | in my day it was finding a plug i could steal and put on my speccy :-) | 03:51 |
daftykins | best hit the hay, got lunch to attend tomorrow at the olds | 04:05 |
daftykins | g'night for now! | 04:05 |
zxmpi | o/ | 04:06 |
lunazest | do all britts watch Muppets at xmas? | 14:44 |
zxmpi | how many people named britt are in the sample? :-P | 15:26 |
lunazest | lol | 15:27 |
* penguin42 prefers Die Hard | 16:21 | |
zxmpi | batman returns https://doubtfireblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/returnschristmastree.jpg | 16:24 |
lunazest | i survived | 16:47 |
daftykins | i only ever get subjected to quiz shows at my folks, it's painful | 22:43 |
zxmpi | start shouting annoyingly wrong answers? :-D | 22:51 |
zxmpi | who ddiscovered america? the vikings! it's right but not the answer they're looking for | 22:54 |
daftykins | genius! | 22:55 |
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