[00:00] so, this is xmas [00:00] less and less each year i find! [00:19] you need to stuff a selection box into a crimbo stocking along with a bunch of cheap junk to feel it [00:22] if you're not wondering if the curlywurlys are getting smaller every year, is it even crimbo? [00:24] very true [00:24] although toblerone is of #1 importance [00:24] just imagine of jaffa cakes suddenly shrank in diameter though :( [00:25] *if [00:25] i can imagine the riots alright :-P [00:26] the best chance to get larry the cat running the country [00:28] of course you can be a real rebel :-) https://www.tastemade.co.uk/videos/giant-jaffa-cake/ [00:32] Last chance, boarding in 1hr [00:32] zxmpi: Curley werleys are getting smaller. [00:34] * zxmpi emails scotland yard that the jaffa cake bandit is landing soon [00:37] :O that big jaffa [00:40] hang on while they update the facial rec systems to detect people eating jaffa cakes [00:42] you can tell your doc that you bring 1 jaffa cake for lunch and be honest :) [00:43] suprised no manufacturer sells them tbh. even one 4-6" would sell well i'd say [00:46] yeh I've seen individual ~2x size bourbon creams and jammy dodgers for sale in coffee shops etc [00:47] ooh [00:47] giant sausage rolls are sold everywhere [01:33] "your computer is so old, it doesn't have a UART, it has a THOUART" -seen on mastodon [01:40] xD [03:24] tomorrow all the unsold selection boxes will be on sale so i shall get my curlywurly :-P [03:25] ooh my [03:25] supermarkets won't even be open here i reckon [03:40] half the places will be open for a few hours on st. stephens day. in my first job i had to work 3 hours on crimbo day in a corner shop. [03:40] D: [03:40] we sold a lot of ciggies, matches, bread, milk, eggs and batteries. all the batteries. every battery in the shop [03:44] figures :) lack o' planning [03:47] no one thinks to get batteries [03:49] these days you have to fire up the gadgets, charge and download updates [03:50] don't worry sony and ms will both crash update servers for all the shiny new consoles [03:50] :D [03:51] in my day it was finding a plug i could steal and put on my speccy :-) [04:05] best hit the hay, got lunch to attend tomorrow at the olds [04:05] g'night for now! [04:06] o/ [14:44] do all britts watch Muppets at xmas? [15:26] how many people named britt are in the sample? :-P [15:27] lol [16:21] * penguin42 prefers Die Hard [16:24] batman returns https://doubtfireblog.files.wordpress.com/2017/12/returnschristmastree.jpg [16:47] i survived [22:43] i only ever get subjected to quiz shows at my folks, it's painful [22:51] start shouting annoyingly wrong answers? :-D [22:54] who ddiscovered america? the vikings! it's right but not the answer they're looking for [22:55] genius!