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davefI..D..L..E..B..R..E..A..K..E..R.. ⛓️‍💥 14:24
penguin42oooh14:25
davefIt's been too quiet. Not a single mention of a Jaffa Cake. 14:25
penguin42true14:26
* zxmpi slides the hobnobs out of sight14:42
daftykins:)17:27
daftykinsthose Aussie TimTams that are identical to Penguins biscuits... i have sighted them in a local shop!17:27
davefTimTams annoy me. They managed to make it onto the supermarket shelves here before Jaffa Cakes17:30
daftykins:O17:30
davefJaffa's are clearly the superior biscuit. 17:30
daftykinsi concur17:30
daftykinsyou should have words with management!17:31
* penguin42 would rather have a Penguin thanks17:37
zxmpicake!17:41
zxmpinorth america is just not civilised enough yet for jaffa cakes17:41
zxmpiwill have to await till the lands are conquered by the scots who will also bring tunnock teacakes17:43
daftykinsi find those way too dry :S17:44
zxmpiwell obviously you wash them down with iron bru17:44
daftykins:D17:45
penguin42you find tunnocks tea cakes more drying than jaffas? Huh I'd say the other way - the sponge just sucks the mouth dry after the first packet or so17:45
daftykinshmm it was more a standalone statement but i think i always find jaffas more moist17:46
zxmpican depend on age of the tunnock teacake. but it might be that as they are a tea cake they are meant to go with a cup of tea and not be eaten without17:46
daftykinsi've noticed since i quit coffee for a temporary break that i've regained lots of moisture where i used to lack it, like in the mouth overnight17:46
* penguin42 did once buy a pack of [clone] jaffa cakes from the Aldi in Manc arndale, then go across the path to the Greggs and buy a hot chocolate and sit there dunking :-)17:47
zxmpiwell tea and coffee are diuretics 17:47
davefI can get clones from various stores around, heck even Dollarama carries them occasionally, but it's just _not_ the same17:48
zxmpimcvities make a very good jaffa cake17:50
zxmpibut tesco, aldi, lidl and jacobs here make a very nice copy17:51
penguin42sounds like it needs some statistically significant sampling of them all17:52
davefI think you should all send to my PO BOX for evaluation. 17:53
* zxmpi wonders who i know that can smuggle a shipping container at short notice...17:53
zxmpii used to post boxes of irish crisps to my sister when she was living in uk. i don't think usa customs would have same sense of humour17:56
zxmpihttps://www.britsuperstore.com/usa/browse-by-section/biscuits-and-cookies/mcvities-biscuits/mcvities-jaffa-cakes.html?p=1 they have a service :-D17:57
davef$10 box of jaffas is $23 shipping18:07
daftykinsyou best order enough to make it worth it! ;)18:09
davefadded ribena.. now it's minimum $50 shipping18:10
davefhttps://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/moiJalL8/Screenshot%202024-06-28%20at%202.10.47%E2%80%AFPM.png18:10
zxmpijust hold up a cardboard sign at airport looking for diabetic brits and drain their blood for ribena? :-P18:11
daftykinscrank up the quantities and see if shipping scales or stays static?18:11
zxmpii mean there are recipes online for making your own jaffa cakes...18:12
daftykins"ain't nobody got time for that"18:12
zxmpiyou could start a pc repair business that prefers to be paid in jaffa cakes to screw the tax office? :-P18:13
daftykinsgenius18:19
daftykinsof course shrinkflation would have to be very carefully policed18:19
zxmpibiting the corner of every jaffa cake to test it's authenticity like a pirate of old18:22
daftykinshah18:22
daftykinshmm is it a deep yorkshire accent when someone uses the phrasing "i thought you was doing it" (i.e. they don't use 'were'?) trying to work out the origin of someone :D20:19
daftykinsall videos i found online of various yorkshire accents just don't sound the same as this particular person20:19
penguin42isn't the 'was' thing nearer newcastle?20:44
daftykinsmayhaps20:45
zxmpiliverpool was my guess20:46
zxmpiboys from the blackstuff i seem to remember20:47
daftykinshmm geordie examples definitely don't fit with what i heard20:47

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