[13:12] <penguin42> ok, which of you stole the Creme Eggs? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2gxev3515o
[13:17] <zxmpi> not me since kraft changed the recipe
[13:29] <penguin42> yeh, they were bad enough before; I don't like the goo
[13:30] <zxmpi> when you're a kid you like sweeter things but as you age your taste changes
[13:31]  * penguin42 looks suspiciously at the 2.45kg of liz shaw choolate mints
[13:32] <zxmpi> just wait till they invent smart-sweets, it'll look suspiciously back :-)
[13:48] <penguin42> I mean, they're not far off the size of an airtag...
[13:49]  * penguin42 gives up and puts the aircon on for the first time in the year
[14:57]  * zxmpi puts on wearable fan after being to shops for milk
[14:58] <zxmpi> nah, i suspect some feckwits will put a disposable vape amount of electronics in the box to watch and report back you eating them. cheap as chips these days